Incontrovertible truths...

Disclaimer: The Following is a chat transcript between me and my buddy Redwine.

No offences meant :-)

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Redwine is online.

Me: hey dude …enti eee time lo (wat r u doing at this time) 

Redwine: meeeee…..hey…all time ( looks his season started)

 Me: ??

 Redwine: neeeee kosam ;)….v dnt meet to night na (waiting for me *(&@$&)

 Me: enti maaama teda ga unnatu unaavu (R U ok???)

 Redwine: nthg dude iam finding for my girl (ab raat ko 12 baje yeah apney girl ko dhoond raha tha)

 Me: ur girlaaa antey….(who is she)

 Redwine: yeah …senorita (I cant disclose her name..nahi tho muje maar dega) as 22 is her bday ….iam searching in orkut…..(Wah my romeo )

 Me: ok (as if I understood the whole logic behind Indo-US 123 Agreement)

 Redwine: but noway

 Me: all d best…..try checking with some commn frenz accounts…(Eurekaaaaaa)

 Redwine: thank u

 Me: may b some luck turns up (Ek Andha dooosra andha ko raasta dikha raha hai)

 Redwine: yeah thats sounds gud

 Me: so how was d day (just to check his peg level)

 Redwine: ok….(sounds normal..no state of booz identified) nenu LL malli reneval chepenchanu 2day ha ha ha :D (Nw this idiot has been renewing his 2 wheeler Learning licence for the past 1.5 years..kabhi isko time hi nahi milta to turn it into a permanent one…May b once he gets time from his senorita ki yaadein..it will b attempted)

 Redwine: how abt u???(is he trying to check my boozing status…*&^%)

 Me: neee bondha …. permanent chepinchchu kada…enduku eee tippalu (cut the crappp)….my day was pretty gud….hey my blog is update

 Redwine: challo kisi ka day to thek tha

 Me: teerika untey chaduvu….chadivitey comment cheyyi...(do check it if u find time…and if u read let me know thru ur comments…phewwwww….asking for comments  B***ing)

 Redwine: wt?

 Me: my blog idiot

 Redwine: :)

 Me: catch u 2mrw….wats the prog??

 Redwine: as if nw nthg (as if we had to attend G8 Summit)

 Me: k

 Sent at 12:07 AM on Saturday

Redwine: sleeping??

 Me: ledu ra (Nope idiot….evaluating the practical applicability of newtons laws..:-( )

 Redwine: ok….carry on

 Sent at 12:08 AM on Saturday        

 Redwine: nop boss common friends no 1 is having her profile

 Me: huhhhh….ekkada ekkada ekkada undo taaraka…(Ghumshuda!!!!)

 Redwine: bad

 Me: but y all of sudden nw…after so many years…y do u want to get into this again

 Redwine: uurkay.....nt after so many years i keep thinking abt her all the time every day….(another devdas in the making after the SRK-Aish-madhuri one)

 Me: hey dude...i guess she is married….i dont remember ..(tho kya hua bey idiot…feelings xpress kar saktey hai na…now this shws how amateur ur …Committed vaalo ko try kar saktey hai vamsi..Chance pe dance maarley…. )

 Redwine: atleast this time i want to wish her (saala Sentiment se ointment laga raha hai...)

 Me: ok

 Redwine: s she is …soo…atleast i can wish her kada (reminds me of vinay pathak in the movie Dasvidaniya where he meets his childhood love after 10 years to express his love when she is married and has her daughter)

 Me: yeah…..but dont get involved very much...tats wat i can say….Wat can I say to you…..Its like Dhoni advisiing Sachin How to knock a century??

 Redwine: ;) Poor chap…but u know wat…our sachin is the record maker…( Keep it going Sachin)

 Sent at 12:24 AM on Saturday

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